My Wife

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,

Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri manger bani,

Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

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