Angry Boss:Tumne kbhi ullu dekha h?
Executive:(Sir jukate hue) nhi sir.
Boss:Niche kya dekh rhe ho meri Traff dekho.
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Q: Agr do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh de to
Uss rassi ko kya khe ge.
Ans:Uss rassi ko khe ge “NOKIA” Connecting pipal.
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Laddki: 1 dress ki kya kimat h.
Dukandaar:Sirf 5 kiss.
Ladki:Thik h 2 dedo.
“Bill dadi de gi”.
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Ab tak meri life 1 khuli botal thi.
Jissme se sb perfume ki trha jata tha.
Pr ap ke aane se sb ruk gya.
Bhagwan aap jesa “Thakkan” sb ko de.
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Bikhari;Sahb 1 rupeya de do.
Sahb:kal aa na.
Bhikari:sala iss kal kal k chakkr me iss cloni me mere lakho
Rupe fashe hue h.
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